That awesome feeling you get when you open a jar everyone else was struggling with ;)
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Facebook status
That awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone then suddenly everybody in the building decides to go out.
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"What`s your relationship status?" "Well, a little bit more unlucky than the squirrel from the Ice Age ."
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That awkward moment when you`re running and your boobs are bouncing.... And you`re a guy.
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The person below me is getting rained on!｀｀、ヽ｀｀、 、ヽ ｀ ヽ｀、ヽ｀ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ ｀ヽ ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ ｀ 、ヽ｀
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Teachers act fake when the principal comes in the classroom.
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Your cellphone has more computing power than all of NASA did in 1969. They launched a man to the moon... We launch birds at pigs.
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Parents Say "It`s My House" But When Time To Clean "It`s Your House Too"
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Hardest job ever. Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed.
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That awkward moment when you know something but you don`t know how to explain it.
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