Be proud of who you are and don't let haters bring you down.
-Shane
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No matter how old you are, whenever you walk into a glass door you pretend like you meant to do that.
-Zaighem
Whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you?
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Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop.
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If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be .
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They say that money can`t solve problems, but I`m pretty sure it would solve my money problem.
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Never play scrabble with Lil Wayne. He makes up too many words.
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The robot that `NASA` sent to Mars has 14 years of battery.. ..they should build smartphones.
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My First FACEBOOK STATUS in 2013 will be . "IS ANYONE ALIVE ???"
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LIKE IF:Before starting any chapter, I count the number of pages!
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