Me: *Breathes* Mom: "I am sick and tired of your attitude!"
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That moment, when you realize you`ve had your earphone on for an our, but didn`t play anything
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If Monday were shoes, they`d be Crocs.
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That one kid in gym class who treats it like the Olympics.
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I leave homework to the last day because I`ll be older and therefore wiser.
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I`m glad I met you. Now do me a favor and stay.
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Today is the oldest you`ve ever been, and the youngest you`ll ever be again.
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When I make a big deal out of things, it`s because I care.
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Everyone has that scary nightmare from your childhood that you still remember....
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Those girls on "My Super Sweet 16" that get pissed when daddy buys them the wrong car. Bitch, I don`t even have a bike.
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