Facebook status
I`m sure the people who work at Starbucks think, "I`m so damn tired of these kids coming in here and taking pictures of their coffee."
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It’s too bad your funny status was ruined by your inability to spell.
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once :)
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That awkward moment when you don`t remember how to set your alarm clock anymore.
-Elizabeth
Bitch, please. You`re as useless as the `G` in `Lasagna.`
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Admit it you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion .
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There`s a little "I`m jealous" in every "whatever."
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People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. And they are not even 18 yet. We`re just that cool...
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Being nice to the people you don`t like isn`t called 2 faced, its called growing up.
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is Trying to delete useless characters in a tweet to make it under the 140 limit.
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