What I do when I like somebody: 1% - Talk to them. 99% - Stare.
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Facebook status
I want to be rich enough to realize that I can`t buy happiness.
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I just Googled "what do women REALLY want?" So bad, My computer crashed :`(
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You call them "swear words", and I call them "sentence enhancers"
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Definition of "I`ll think about it." = I`ll forget about it completely until you bring it up again.
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88% of people reading this will not find the the mistake in this A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z. LIKE if you find it.
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Some girl just texted me and said, "your stupid." I don`t get it, my stupid what?
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You can`t be just friends with someone you are madly in love with.
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If we aren`t supposed to eat midnight snacks, why does the fridge have a light?
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What I if told you, you read the first 5 words wrong.
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