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LIKE if you also hate when athletic shorts don`t have pockets...
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LIKE IF: When I start to study, all the good TV shows begin.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while you`re just their option.
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Twitter makes you improve your writing. The 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point.
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There are 2 ways to become FAMOUS. 1-. You can be really good at something or 2-. Be so horribly bad that people can’t possibly ignore you
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I`m not saying my house is messy. But I`m eating my cornflakes from a shoe using a hairbrush.
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Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in their looks, not in the way they speak. But in the way they are. Sometimes people are beautiful.
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I used to like dubstep but then it became - it became - it became - WUHB WUHB WUHBBY WHUBBWUHB WHUBY
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Dubstep = A rap battle between the autobots and decepticons.
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When I was young, sticking my tongue out was like giving someone the middle finger.
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