Katy Perry sings what girls wanna do. Taylor Swift sings what a girl wants to say. One Direction sings what a girl wants to hear.
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LIKE IF: When you first joined Twitter you never thought this shit would be this addictive.
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Don`t text me while I`m texting you, now I have to change my text ...
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A real girlfriend doesn`t complain while her boyfriend is on his Xbox. She sits there and yells, "Kill that bitch!!
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LIKE IF you also have that mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your family uses..
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FACT: Life is unfair; that`s why we have dreams.
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You’re nice to the weird kid once, then BOOM. Stalked for life.
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Oh you`re talking to me again? Let me guess, you just broke up with your boyfriend.
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"We`re gonna stay up all night!" "F*CK YEAH!" *2hours later* "Dude, I`m tired.."
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Attractive person: "Hi" ... Me: "Is this some kind of sick joke?"
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