I put the "pro" in procrastination.
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Facebook status
"Etc..." End of Thinking Capacity
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Twitter is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody`s diary.
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That Awkward Moment when the ticket taker at the theater says, "enjoy the movie", and you say, "you too."
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I wish I had Dora`s mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere.
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That awkward moment when you`re answering an exam and the answer is so obvious you actually doubt yourself .
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Have you ever seen graffiti on a high bridge and thought to yourself, "How the hell did they get up there . ?"
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Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework.
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Oh, you hate Mondays? You`re so unique, you must be the only one!
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The most romantic story is not romeo and Juliet who died together, but grandpa and grandma who grew old together.
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