Facebook status

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we tweet and occasionally show each other funny tweets
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i hate it that he doesn`t care about my feelings
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If you do not enjoy what you are doing, you will never be good at it.
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To tell if a person is interested in a conversation, cross your arms. If they do the same then they`re interested.
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Sometimes the best way to appreciate something is to be without it for a while.
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I seriously admire people who wear crop tops & low waisted pants, that shit requires extreme levels of courage that I will never have
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I stay in shape by running from commitment
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where did all your money go?

i’m either wearing it, or i ate it.
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I`m the type of person to go the extra mile for someone who wouldn`t even cross the street for me.
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People who respond to your weird facial expressions with equally weird facial expressions are the best kind of people
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