Mission Impossible: Ordering something at Subway without saying, "ummmm"
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During Exams there is always one song, that stuck in my head when i`m trying to remember the answer.
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The awkward moment when you say `hi` to a kid, and they just stare at you.
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"It`s impossible." said pride. "It`s risky." said experience. "It`s pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart...
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*Mom enters room* *Hides iPod under my pillow like a ninja*
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LIKE IF: I raise my hand to answer easy questions, so the teacher won`t bother me with hard ones later.
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I found the Twitter of the Sexist person alive. I tried to follow, but all it says is "Edit your profile".
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When your parents start typing www, and you have a little heart attack :O
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Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Isn`t it mind blowing?
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Nerd style of flirting: "I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete."
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