Facebook status

No, I`m not being immature, I`m having fun. You should try it.
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iPhone 5. iTouch 5. iWant. iHaveNoMoney. iCry :`(
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Like if you also have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn`t.
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Internet Explorer: The best browser for downloading another browser.
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"THIS IS SPARTA!" "Grandma, please stop kicking the dog down stairs...."
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Don’t mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU.
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Walmart: "Let`s buy 30 cash registers...and only keep two open!"
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Like if you also have that one friend who doesn`t know how to whisper.
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Your blood type is A? Why no A+? -Asian Dad
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That awkward moment when you wake up from a nap and have no idea what day, month, or year it is ...
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