All day → Tired. When it`s time to go to bed → Not tired!
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Things I`ve learned in school: if the homework is study or read... you don`t have any homework.
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Me: I`m just gonna take a quick 10 minute nap
*Wakes up April 13 2079*
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Toilet paper is a lot like money... You never seem to have any when you need it most!
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Whoever is reading this, you are beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile, life is too short to be unhappy.
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"Are you jealous?" - "Nope" - "Are you jealous?" - "I said NO!" - "Okay, give me a kiss?" - "Go ask your `friend` for a kiss"
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Direct eye contact can either be really cute, awkward, or creepy.
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"What did you buy me for my birthday?" "You see that pink Mercedes over there?" "OMG! Yes!" "Well I bought you a toothbrush the same color"
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Dear God, Today I woke up. I am alive. I am healthy. Can`t ask for more. Thank you.
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If I text you "heyy :)" and you reply with "hi", I`m done taking to you.
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