Today my friend said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
-Dorian
Facebook status
The awkward moment when someone`s voice doesn`t match their appearance
-unknown
That annoying moment when people take forever to order food while I`m in line.
-unknown
Oh, so you got arrested? Just say YOLO and I`m sure the cops will understand.
-unknown
It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
-unknown
"It`s gonna be okay." "Yeah.. because it`s not happening to you.."
-unknown
Girls play hard to get because guys play hard to keep.
-unknown
If you think someone is staring at you: 1.Yawn 2. If they yawn, they were staring.
-unknown
That awkward moment, when your chair makes a farting noise, and everyone thinks it was you, then you try to make the noise again but can`t!
-unknown
That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones because someone keeps talking to you.
-unknown