Dear Facebook, I heard Twitter`s replacing you. Hell yeah, karma`s a b*tch! Sincerely, MySpace.
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Facebook status
"Dad can I have some Jordans?" "Jordans? What do you need vans for? Sketchers are more than enough. Here, have some Crocs."
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once upon a time, i fell in love with the WRONG PERSON.
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Just had a salad..... better chase it with a few chocolate chip cookies.
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Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman.. Then be Batman.
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Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we lived twice?
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I`m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding :)
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It seems like everybody is in a relationship or in love. I’m just here like, "I like that tree. That`s a nice tree...”
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Person: Go to Hell...
Me: as long as you wont be there...
Me: as long as you wont be there...
-Asia
10% of conflict is due to difference of opinion. 90% is due to the wrong tone of voice!
-Dorian