That awkward moment when your color blind friend thinks they’ve solved a rubix cube.
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Facebook status
Facebook rule: If I’m not in it, don’t tag me in your photo.
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LIKE if you prefer Apple over Android.
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If she tells you that she loves you every night and proves it every day, wife that girl.
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Girls better start looking for guys with a good education because I`m pretty sure "swag" isn`t going to pay the bills.
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Mario is red, Sonic is blue, Why don`t you hit select and be my player two?
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I have 3 sides: 1) the quiet side 2) the fun and crazy side, & 3) the side you never want to see.
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, mom I`m a teenager, and not a baby!
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No mom, you`re mad because you`re wrong, not because I`m talking back.
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LIKE IF you also know a douche named Tyler.
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