Hey, I texted you. Maybe you could... I don`t know... TEXT ME BACK!
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is Sitting at a movie theater and saying "I wanna see that!" to every trailer.
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I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
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Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living in our fears.
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Did you know? If you say "Raise Up Lights" you just said "Razor Blades" in an Australian accent! :) LIKE if you tried it.
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*2 new messages* Mom: I love you. Mom: Sorry wrong person. Me: ( ._.)
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That awesome moment of happiness when the smartest kid in class lets you cheat off their test.
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"HOW LONG IS THIS DORITOS COMMERCIAL!?" Grandma, thats Jersey Shore.
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That awkward moment when you rub your eyes and forget that you’re wearing mascara..
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The jukebox got its name from `jook`, the African-American slang for `dance`
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