LIKE IF:Saying, "DUDE..." before saying something important to a friend
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Is everything expensive or am I just that poor?
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I hate being tired in school and thinking "I`m going to take a nap as soon as I get home" and then when I get home I`m not tired anymore.
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Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes…the person you want most is the person you`re best without.
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That awkward moment when I`m really drunk and you`re still ugly.
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In a parallel world: “wow that Nickelback concert was amazing” “Those crocs look so cute” “Wifi passwords are such a cool idea”
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LIKE IF you love it when a baby holds your one finger.
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“I`M A GANGSTAH!!!” Hah, no. You`re an asshole who doesn`t know what a belt is.
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We aren`t dating, but when I see someone else flirting with you, I just wanna punch them in the face...
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I don`t like that tone of voice you`re texting me in.
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