When I say the other day, it can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago.
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Facebook status
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure..
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99.99% people do not like their first ever sip of beer, wine, coffee and their first cigarette.
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They should name hurricanes with black people names. I`d be terrified of hurricane Shanaynay.
-Ronde
If Being Fake Is A Job, I`d Know Alot Of People Who Are Billionaires
-Indujan
If someone makes you to forget your past, that someone is probably your future.
-Vicky
Slapping your friend when you get excited about something..
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Girls always find things out, they might not say anything right away, but they know.
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Right now, 65% of people are laying down reading this status deciding whether or not to get out of bed or stay because it`s too comfy.
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"I want to lick you out,” I whispered seductively, to the almost empty jar of Nutella.
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