Facebook Woman status

Every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to have a best friend who`ll stay true to her.
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Hey I`m a girl, do not get mad at me when I get jealous because you`re talking to other girls. It`s in my nature.
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Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.
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My boyfriend is like my iPad, I don`t have an iPad.
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Seeing guys play with little kids Is probably one of the most attractive things ever...
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that one piece of hair that never does what it suppose to do.
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A girl`s daily routine = Boys + Books + School + Looking good + Music + Gossip + Food + Facebook + Problems.ohhhh did i say BOYSSSSS with a capital B :)
-Kaylee
You text him, he doesn`t text back. He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.
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That awesome moment when you buy new clothes and wear them in front of your friends for the first time.
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"Text me if you want." means... "I want you to text me."
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