Facebook Woman status

Hot Boys: 2% are gay. 5% already have girlfriends. 93% don`t live in your part of the country.
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Boy: "It`s awkward buying condoms." Girl: "It`s awkward walking around pregnant."
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LIKE IF: Spending half an hour just trying to take a new profile picture.
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That suspicious moment when you know your friend is hiding something from you.
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If she has 500 LIKES and 500 comments, what`s missing? OH YEAH, her clothes.
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We like boys that send us unexpected texts.
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That awkward moment when you`re with your friends in the bathroom taking pictures and someone walks in.
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When a girl is silent, she`s either over-thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above.
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Send her a morning text, let her know she was on your mind..
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Dear boys, Unless you look like a Calvin Klein model, don`t expect us to look like Victoria`s Secret angels -Sincerely, girls everywhere.
-Ashley

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