Facebook Woman status

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
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A girl would much rather be called beautiful instead of "hot".. She`s a girl, not a temperature.
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In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.
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It`s funny how some guys act like they don`t care, but as soon as she leaves he becomes interested all of a sudden.
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girls PMS once a month, you`re a douche-bag 24/7.
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it`s obvious women are smarter than men...think about it - diamonds are a girls best friend; mans best friend is a dog...
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Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.
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boy: Bitch. girl: i`ve been called worse. boy: like what? girl: your girlfriend.
-Alex
It doesn’t matter how long you’ve known him. If he’s kept you smiling since day one, don’t lose him.
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Twenty one year old guys are like car thiefs, they tend to get the easy ones.
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