Facebook Woman status

First step to the mall: omg that my favorite store. this this this this this *points*
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Just because I don`t start the conversation, doesn`t mean I`m not dying to speak to you.
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Single ( ) Taken ( ) mentally dating channing tatum ( ✓ )
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Don`t blame me for leaving, blame yourself for not doing the right things to keep me.
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Girls need love, attention, faith, sincerity and boys need to understand it.
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"Sweety this is cute." "Mom that is the ugliest thing I have ever seen."
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I wish I could illegaly download clothes.
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Everyone has that one ex they don`t want the world to know they ever dated.
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Take a look at her and Do you like what you see ? Or do you wish it was me ?
-Valerie
Guys say girls are complicated, when really all you have to do make us happy is :
1. Call when you say you will
2. DO NOT talk to other girls
3. DO NOT do anything with other girls that you would do in a RELATIONSHIP
4. If we are silent, It means Your making us HURT !
5. Always respond to our questions or texts
6. Always say Hi to us first ! We worry we are being to annoying !
7. DO NOT call other girls Beautiful, Gorgeous, Hot, Or sexy
-Valerie

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