Best breakup excuse: "I`m more of a cat person... Sorry..."
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Facebook Woman status
You want to be more than friends? Okay we`ll be best friends then.
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The best revenge is showing them that your life is better after they`re gone.
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Could you not ignore me while I`m ignoring you please?
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Girls` dictionary: NO = YES. Maybe = No. We need = I want. We need to talk = You`re in deep trouble.
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She`s jealous because she`s afraid you`ll find someone prettier, smarter, taller, skinnier, nicer, calmer, stronger, and better than her.
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He treated me like I was replaceable, I showed him that he was.
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Fact: The faster a girl mentions that she has a boyfriend, the more creeped out she is by you.
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Girls: We get all dolled up, makeup, fancy dress, cute shoes and all for that one special guy....and he still doesn`t notice a thing.
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If a girl ever steals your man, there’s no better revenge than letting her keep him. REAL MEN can’t be stolen.
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