Facebook Woman status

Don`t expect your girl to play her role, when you have other girls auditioning for her part.

If she`s crying, don`t say anything, just hold her.

Cute guys and pretty girls: Taken. Honey Boo Boo`s Mom: Taken. Athletes: Taken. That girl with 50 cats: Taken. Everyone: Taken. Me: Single.

His smile. His eyes. His lips. His hair. His laugh. His hands. His smirk. His humor. His weird faces. LIKE if you thought of someone.

If he keeps giving you mixed signals, he`s just playing games with you.

I`m a girl... don`t touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.

I want to be the girl who always happy and never feels lonely or useless.

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she`ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she`ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she`ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she`ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

If I see your phone and you have 0 messages I know you`re hiding something.

It should be illegal for Channing Tatum to wear clothes.