A man`s biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.
-unknown
Facebook Woman status
The biggest present comes in the smallest box!
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Sometimes all a girl wants is a guy to say "I made plans for us" instead of the usual "we can do whatever you want to do"
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Men automaticaly turn `single` when they see the girl they like.
-Sizwe
I met someone cute today. But it`s not like anything is gonna happen. Nothing ever happens.
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Night before school: I want to look attractive. Morning of school: Nevermind.
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Can my hair just grow longer faster? please and thanks.
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There are 3 sets of phrases that can instantly make a girl smile: "You are beautiful," "I miss you," and "I love you."
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One day you`re going to realize that you did the wrong thing to the right girl.
-unknown
Oh, so you`re a model? That toilet in the background of all your pictures looks fabulous.
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