Facebook Woman status
please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
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When my hair looks good: 3%: at school. 7%: at home. 90%: when I`m about to shower.
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Me: *shaves legs* *sits there for 20 minutes stroking smooth legs*
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No I haven`t met Mr. Right yet, but I have met Mr. Fake, Mr. Rude, & Mr. Player.
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I’m a girl … Don’t touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.
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Be with someone who won’t stay mad at you, who can’t stand not talking to you and who’s afraid of losing you.
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Boys who like me: 0
Boys who like my friend: 53484131846971
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Guys like you, are the reason they made waterproof mascara
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I used to think that life is a fairytale, where princesses meets the prince charming and live happily ever after. I guess I was wrong.
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Single girl problems: Spend half an hour picking out cute clothes. Get up an hour early to perfect hair and makeup & he doesn`t notice.
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