I wish I could go on a shopping spree where i`m the only one in the shopping mall and everything i wanted was free.
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Facebook Woman status
When a guy says "so I don`t get a hug?"
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Hug her from behind. Girls love that.
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I only need 2 people in my life - Ben and Jerry
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Not texting back is only okay when i do it❕❕❕
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When a guy wears that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good.
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Whenever I paint my fingernails the polish lasts for 4 days but when I paint my toenails It lasts for like 5 years I don`t understand
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I wish my hair would straighten itself
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Why are you looking so confused, when I was the one who didn`t know the truth.
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you text me, i respond in 15 seconds, then apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later i`m still waiting for a response
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