Every woman deserves a man who respects her, and every man deserves a woman who appreciates his effort.
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Facebook Woman status
Me: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours. I`ll go to mine.
Woman: Both. You go to yours. I`ll go to mine.
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1) I woke up. 2) Went to school. 3) I saw him. 4) I ran to him and hugged him. 5) I kissed him
actually, the right order is 2,3,4,5,1
actually, the right order is 2,3,4,5,1
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I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when u wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice
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I don`t even remember who played in last years Super Bowl all I remember is that Beyoncé was the real winner
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I heard there was gonna be a football game at a Bruno Mars concert tonight
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what if a ghost is in love with me and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot
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you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
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You don’t know betrayal until you’ve had the wire in your favorite bra come out to stab your heart
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wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing in life
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