Facebook Woman status

I’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day and accidentally wipe her hands on her dress.
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do boys have feelings, emotions, thoughts, hearts, etc??
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do you ever just realize you’re almost an adult and you have no money
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Do you ever just want to pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life
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If school hasn`t made you consider being a stripper once or twice, you`re a liar.
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In order to avoid unnecessary drama, most women prefer to have friendships with more males rather than female.
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My hair may be in a messy bun , but it took me about a billion tries to get it this way.
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*sees a pic of a skinny person*
*inspired for 11 seconds*
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tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important
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if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
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