My boyfriend not allowed to hide his phone from me. As long as we`re together it`s not an iPhone, it`s a wePhone.
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Facebook Woman status
My boyfriend isnt allowed to dream.. I mean what you tryna do? Imagine life without me?
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to have a cellphone. Who`s he trying talk to? Here`s a walkie-talkie you aint going that far.
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to say "ily from the bottom of my heart" What you gonna do with the free space at the top? Love other girls? NO
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to sneeze in public... Girls be like "bless you." He`s already blessed, he has me.
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She wants to be your girl.. not one of your girls.
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Why are middle school girls skipping the awkward stage & going straight to pretty? No no, you get braces &wear blue eyeshadow. Do your time.
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boy sweatpants are 100x better than girl sweatpants
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plot twist : he likes you back
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