RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS
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Facebook Woman status
if a guy can make me laugh, he`s pretty much already won me over cause I know how hard it can be to compete with this amazing sense of humor
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if u cancel plans with me i`m cancelling you out of my life
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if Jennifer Aniston can deal with losing Brad Pitt and cope with watching him with Angelina Jolie than you can do anything you want to.
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to do algebra. He doesn`t need to know how to find his X.
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to drink any energy drinks. What you trying get energy for? To find the strength to leave me? Not today.
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to do math, wtf he trying to do? Divide his Heart, subtract me & add a new Girl?
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to vacation in Florida. why you try visit the sunshine state? I`m your sunshine, YOUR ONLY SUNSHINE
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My boyfriend is not allowed to speak to other girls on the phone. If he call 911 and a woman answers he better hang up & try again.
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My Boyfriend is not allowed to have candles on his birthday cake. Wtf you wishing for? Your wishes came true the day you met me.
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