stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back
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Facebook Woman status
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
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Dresses are perfect because they take no effort to put on and when you wear one people say you look so nice but honestly you were just lazy
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me: *posts picture*
guy who stopped texting me: hey
me: well well well look what the selfie dragged in
guy who stopped texting me: hey
me: well well well look what the selfie dragged in
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imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to concerts
or imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to his concerts
or imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to his concerts
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Behind every untrusting woman is a man who taught her to be that way.
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When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn`t care anymore.
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ever noticed that girls never complain about being in the friendzone????? its because they understand what it means when someone says no
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why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt? the great wall of china??
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That moment when u shave ur legs and end up wearing pants
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