Facebook Woman status

The more I try, the less you try. So why am I making an effort if it`s just pushing you away?
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girls know girls that know girls that know girls and find everything out
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putting on skinny jeans right after I shower is the most difficult challenge I face in life !
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I just don`t understand how girls have all these relationship back to back??? it takes me forever to find someone I legitimately like
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but seriously how do i get clear skin and a flat stomach by tomorrow
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how do i play hard to get when i`m already hard to want
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some bitch said they take only 20 min to get ready in the morning. i take 20 min to even open my eyes.
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I hate that every time I`m about to give up, you keep giving me reasons to stay.
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when boys smell like cologne and u just wanna bury your face in them
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*wears a dress*

someone: "oooo who you lookin good for? ;)"
me: I was too lazy to match 2 pieces of clothing so here I am.
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