A real man doesn`t love a million girls, he loves one girl in a million ways ♥
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Facebook Woman status
You`re gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul. So don`t come back for me. Don`t come back at all.
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A man can love a million woman, but it takes a real man to love a woman in million ways.. :)
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
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Dear Lord: I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods, because, Lord, if I pray for strength ill beat him to death. AMEN
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Box of Tampax ---- $8
Bottle of Midol -----$6
New Sweatpants --$12
The fact that the male Walmart cashier wouldn`t even look me in the eye, like I might eat his soul or something... $PRICELESS$ Best first day of my period, EVER!!!
Bottle of Midol -----$6
New Sweatpants --$12
The fact that the male Walmart cashier wouldn`t even look me in the eye, like I might eat his soul or something... $PRICELESS$ Best first day of my period, EVER!!!
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It`s a girl`s world....guys just live in it..!!!
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A woman can become dangerous for man in two cases: when he doesn`t satisfy her, and when he satisfies her.
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Women are completely defenseless..... until the nailpolish is dry. :D
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. ;-)
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