guys: "I need a girl with a fat ass, large boobs, tiny waist, big lips, long hair, etc."
girls: "Tall guys are the best."
guys: "NOT FAIR"
girls: "Tall guys are the best."
guys: "NOT FAIR"
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Facebook Woman status
LIKE IF YOU ALSO : *digs through 50 black shirts to find specific one*
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person
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once you start wearing big t-shirts you never go back to the ones that fit.
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my mood depends on how good my eyebrows look
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if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following • they are called “shorts” • i look great
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I think it`s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that are sweet to me
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boy: do you have any fantasies?
me: so i’m surrounded by puppies, and i get to pet them all. just me. petting all these puppies
me: so i’m surrounded by puppies, and i get to pet them all. just me. petting all these puppies
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we’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware
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