Girls never know what they want and guys never know what they have
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To all the chicks on Twitter who complain about never getting laid, turn your location on.
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When a girl is mad at you, everything becomes reverse psychology. Yes means no. Go means stay.
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girls cant find their wallets, shoes or car keys but we sure as hell can remember something you said 8 months ago
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If I ever get married, I`m doing it on February 29th, so I only have to deal with anniversaries once every four years
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Dudes will have like 40 pairs of shoes but no more than 10 dollars in their bank account.
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Girl logic. I`m gonna friend-zone this nice guy I know and date someone else but if he gets a girlfriend I`ll be mad at him
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There`s nothing attractive about a girl who`s super skinny.
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If you go on a first date and make her pay for herself, you`ve failed as a man.
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REMINDER!! The end of yoga pants season is approaching!
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