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don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45030194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:27PM on 23/04/2008
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girls are confusing normal tshirts with tshirt dresses
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Only a few girls are wifey material. Don`t try and turn water into wine.
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"Awww thanks"
Definition: Welcome to the friendzone, I hope you enjoy your stay.
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Loyal women deserve the best!
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Bitches never seem to like me. But thankfully, women do.
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"why do girls have trust issues?"
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another word for private investigator is woman
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A good boyfriend will never wanna change anything about you except your last name.
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Women need to learn that "most of my friends are guys" just means you have a long list of dudes who are trying to bone you
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