Roses are red, violets are blue. If he`s busy on Valentines Day, the side chick is you
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Facebook Man facebook status
To my future lover: Understand I`m a headache. I don`t make sense. I don`t know what I want. But I want you. So please work with me..
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The stupidest thing you can so is go through your girl`s phone if you`re in love.
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never be afraid to risk looking stupid in order to do something awesome.
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Gentleman`s Tips: Second dates are meant for first kisses
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Brotip #199: girls love confidence. girls hate cockiness.
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Brotip #2997: the future is only going to get shorter the longer you wait.
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you have to text your girl all day. she`s going to think it`s cute but really the goal is to kill her battery so she can`t text other guys
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god put a woman in the bible and she ruined the whole book in the first chapter smh
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Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships... Apparently "in HD" was not the right answer
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