If a girl ever pulls a knife on you during an argument, pull out bread, ham, & mayo. Instincts will kick in & she`ll make you a sandwich
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girls when they`re with their friends vs when ur alone with them is such a huge difference
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Women who prefer to have more male friends than female friends are happier, healthier and tend to live longer.
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If your girlfriend catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say “I’m glad you don’t dress like that.”
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fifty shades of grey is only romantic bc the guy is a billionaire. if he was living in a trailer, it would be an episode of criminal minds.
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Feel bad for girls who give there everything to someone who shares his everything with multiple girls and they don`t even know it
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Dear girls,who take pictures in slutty clothing & glasses & label the caption "nerd lol" You`re not a nerd; you`re a whore who found glasses
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girls have two moods: "love me" and "whoa, don`t love me that much, bye"
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Oh, you`re a model? Whats your agency? Instagram ?
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I don`t play that "He`s my best guy friend" bullshit. They`re always the first guy girls turn to when shit goes wrong.
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