I`m single - you`re going to have to be pretty amazing to change that.
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Facebook Man facebook status
"I`ll bite you!" "No, you won`t!" *Bite* "AAGGHH! You bit me!" "I did warn you..."
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there is no such thing as a good girl. A good girl is just a bad girl who hasn`t been caught yet .
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Today I came across a book that said "All the things men know about woman", it was blank inside.
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When your single, you see all the happy couples, when your in a relationship, you see the happy single`s
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Boys like blondes. Men like brunettes.
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If women think they aren`t meant to cook, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?
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Why`s NASA never sent a woman to the Moon? Because it doesn`t need cleaning yet.
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part of me thinks I should clean the house, The other part thinks I should settle down and get a wife...
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I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters, but baby, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T...
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