Girls find out everything. I advise you to not lie to them.
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Facebook Man facebook status
"Is that your ex?" "No, that`s the biggest mistake of my life."
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A true Girlfriend wouldn`t ask her boyfriend to throw away his Xbox, she`d sit by him trying to learn it!
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When guys get jealous, it’s actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start!
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If she`s dumb enough to walk away, Be smart enough to let her go!
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Don`t you hate it when...a really hot girl on Facebook has only 5 pictures!!!
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My wife said "Honey, take me someplace expensive." I took her to the gas station!
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A smile is the best make up any girl could wear :)
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Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you`ll be disconnected!
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Sometimes I wish you could understand what I feel through the way I look at you that I never had guts to say.
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