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Never underestimate the power of a woman.
-unknown
When a girl says "whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark,and then eaten by it.
-unknown
The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time!
-Fahad
Men are all alike - except the one you`ve met who`s different..
-unknown
Guys, when you`re with your girl, focus on her. Never stare at other girls.
-unknown
Girls find out everything... so I suggest you tell them the truth. (:
-unknown
I hate when girls take ugly pictures and tag people in them.
-unknown
Treat your girl right, or someone else will.
-unknown
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
-unknown
Once a man asked a fairy to make him irresistible to all women..
The fairy turned him into a credit card.. ;)
-unknown

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