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When a person is really into you, he or she will always find a way to have time with you.. NO EXCUSES.
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There are two kinds of secrets: 1. Those we keep from others. 2. Those we hide from ourselves.
-Vaibhav
When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to...But when an boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
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Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly...
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Girls biggest lie: I`m OK.
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The Awkward Moment... When a girl sees a shirt, and decides to wear it as a dress.
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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there`s a reason :)
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I hate to tell you, but girl, you`re faker than Monopoly money...
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Dear Girls, remember catching a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
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Set me free. Leave me be. I don`t wanna fall another moment into your gravity.
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