Can`t trust a bitch who lets the microwave hit 0, she doesn`t care about her life...she probably jumps on the lava part of the floor too.
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don`t take your girl swimming on the first date. take her scuba diving. show her the ocean and stop worrying about her without makeup.
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i like girls that smile back when you look at them instead of just straight giving you a dirty look
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NEVER underestimate a woman`s ability to make you feel guilty for her mistake.
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There`s two sides to each girl: The one you meet when`s she`s in public and the one when she`s alone. Don`t date her until you`ve seen both.
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A woman saying “I’m not mad at you” is like a dentist saying “You won’t feel a thing.”
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Imagine trying to control the females on FIFA 16 but they don’t move because they’re independent and don’t need a man making decisions
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to all the clothes I left at people`s houses.... miss u.
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If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
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#BestThingsAboutBeingSingle is that The only person that will spend your money is you.
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