Oh, your boyfriend has swag? That`ll pay your bills in 10 years.
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Facebook Man facebook status
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
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Protect her like a daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother.
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Question: Can a woman make you a millionaire? Answer: Yes.... Only if you are already a billionaire...
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Yes Mom, every girl I know is my girlfriend. -_-
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Men with good intentions make promises, men with character keep them.
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Once they see you doing better without them, that`s when they want you back.
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`Never Mind.` Definition: You should`ve listened the first time.
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I`m a lazy texter. Unless you`re cute.
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We`re not together but no one else is allowed to date you, okay?
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