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Excuse me, miss? But you have a face in your make-up.
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Girls think - We`re not dating, but he`s mine. Guys think - We`re not dating, so I can hit on any girl.
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Fact: 100% of men do not care about anything you learned on Oprah.
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A guy is a boy by birth, a man by age, and a gentleman by choice.
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Women`s logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.
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She has PMS and a GPS. That means she`s a bitch & she will find you.
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Hey, I`m a girl. I ignore nice guys, chase assholes, and complain about it.
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If a girl has a Twitter username that claims she`s hot, 100% of the time she`s not.
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A woman who doesn`t ask for anything, deserves everything.
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He ignores you, but you still like him. He does nothing, but you fall for him.
You miss him, even though you know he`s never thought about you.

...Not even once... Smh.. But yet, you still pick him?
-Mario

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