It`s no surprise most GPS voices are woman. Trying to tell us what to do and shit..
-unknown
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Boys insult each other, but they really don`t mean it. Girls compliment each other, but they don`t mean it either.
-unknown
Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you." Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?" Boy: "It`s me talking to the beer."
-unknown
Remember those fights we had as kids. Who was smarter? boys or girls?.... lets face it guys. we lost that battle a lonnnnggg time ago...
-Travis
"Hey babe, you smell that?" "No." "Me neither, start cooking."
-unknown
Kissing a girl on the cheek = (good). Kissing girl in the mouth = (awesome). Kissing girl in front of her ex = (boss).
-unknown
Wife: Baby, I`m pregnant. What do you want it to be? Husband: A joke.
-unknown
My girlfriend said I treat her like she doesn`t exist so I told her I didn’t even know I had a girlfriend.
-unknown
How you gon play hard to GET...when you`re already hard to WANT?
-unknown
I`m not immature?i just know how to have fun.
-unknown