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Don`t get mad when a girl cares too much. Worry when they start to not give a fuck.
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Guys have feelings too! For example, sometimes they feel hungry.
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The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man: "Notice anything different?"
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Women say childbirth is the most painful thing... obviously they have never stepped on a Lego.
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Care too little, you`ll lose them. Care too much, you`ll get hurt.
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Girl, you are beautiful and I know it ♥
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Girls: Why are all boys so shallow. Girls: Ew that boy doesn’t even have a six pack...
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Girls who say, "a lot of guys are after me", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
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Proving a woman wrong is the most difficult thing in world.
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"Thats what" - She
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