Honey, do you have anything you`d like to say before football season starts?
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Facebook Man facebook status
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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This is a very sad story. Boy: "make me a sandwich." Girl: "no". LIKE if you cried.
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"How can you tell if a girls on her period?" "How can you not tell?!"
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Girls better start looking for guys with a good education because I`m pretty sure "swag" isn`t going to pay the bills.
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"Are you jealous?" - "Nope" - "Are you jealous?" - "I said NO!" - "Okay, give me a kiss?" - "Go ask your `friend` for a kiss"
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A real girlfriend doesn`t complain while her boyfriend is on his Xbox. She sits there and yells, "Kill that bitch!!
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I just Googled "what do women REALLY want?" So bad, My computer crashed :`(
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If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be .
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Don`t allow your girl to go to sleep mad at you, fix that shit!
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