Question ladies, If you`re way hotter than another girl, does that make her way cooler than you?
-Alex
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Why are girls always like “Oh it’s December I need a boyfriend to keep me warm...” No you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people.
-unknown
"You`re like my brother" = "Welcome to the friendzone"
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"I`m not like most women." - Most women
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Me: babe, are you jealous? Her: no. Me: are you sure? Her: yes. Me: kiss me. Her: GO KISS THAT B!TCH WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!
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The only "B" word a man should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love being called beautiful.
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We interrupt this relationship to bring you football season.
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If she saves your texts in her phone so she can read them when she misses you, wife that girl.
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Without women, life would be a pain in the ass. If you don`t get this, you`re too young to be on Twitter.
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How men communicate: Nod up to say "Hello." Nod down to say "Thanks."
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